sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via cute1dfantasies)



alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via greennoticedblue)



skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: lucyliubot, via greennoticedblue)



iwishihadafather:

thatcarlymay:

iwishihadafather:

"It’s a metaphor," the terrorist tells the FBI, "You put the bomb in the building but don’t blow it up."

Of all the shitty metaphor jokes, this is the shittiest.

"It’s a metaphor," I said to the annoying white girl, "I act like I care about your opinion but I actually don’t."

(via greennoticedblue)



Sometimes I wanted to dance and laugh with my friends until midnight, and sometimes I wanted to screen all calls and hide away with a tragic novel and a bag of candy. Sometimes I spend an hour trying to pretty myself up, and sometimes I could barely be bothered to comb the knots out of my hair before I left the house.
Sometimes I wanted to know what it felt like to tell a boy all my secrets. Other times, that seemed as impossible as waking up one morning to find myself fluent in a foreign language.
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Sometimes I felt better alone that I did with people. And sometimes that just felt lonely.
Michelle Dalton, Sixteenth Summer (via quoted-books)

(via lymeriant)



tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

(via greennoticedblue)



fucking idiot
me to me (via v-ws)

(Source: hotsenator, via manda)



nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via lovestrckx)



pretty-cuts-and-beautiful-scars:

I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY SCHOOL WORK, ALL I CAN THINK OF IS ME FAILING EXAMS, FAILING LIFE, DISAPPOINTING EVERYONE, BREAKING DOWN, CRYING, CUTTING, FUCK IT

(via lovestrckx)



dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via 22skid00)



buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

(via stability)



every time you hurt me I apologized because I felt guilty for making you feel bad


guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

(Source: guy, via heyfunniest)



austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

(via manda)



pkslider:

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi

(via forever-and-alwayss)